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Are you sick of computer operators? This lets you get to a human at some of the top companies in North America. Quick tips to bypass the operator and get to a person.

Astoria Federal Savings 800-ASTORIA When you hear the womans voice press zero. Will transfer right away to a human.
Bank of America 800-900-9000 Hit zero twice, after menu choices play
Bank One 877-226-5663 Press 0 thru the options to get a live person
Chase 800-CHASE24 Hit five, pause, then hit one, four, star, zero
CIBC 800-465-2422 Enter card# and pin, then press 0
CitiBank 800-374-9700 Zero
Commerce Bank 800-YES-2000 touch “0″ anytime after the computer answers
MBNA 800-421-2110 press “0″ twice when menu begins
Sovereign Bank 800-SOV-BANK personal banking: 1 for english 1 for personal banking 3 then enter social number then # then passcode then # then hit 0 (between 1 and 3 times)
Sun Trust Banks 404-588-7815 Yes
US Bank 800-USBANKS Press 0 twice
Wachovia 800-922-1800 accounts personal banking
Washington Mutual 800-756-8000 At any time after the announcement(s) start press ‘O’.
Wells Fargo 800-869-3557


AT&T Wireless 800-888-7600 No easy escape
Cellular One 888-910-9191 press 4, say “agent”, then #
Cingular 800-331-0500 For faster service, press the option that you are looking to close your account,  You get the same ppl but an immediate answer
Cricket 800-274-2538 Press 3, 1, then 3 again.
Nextel 800-639-6111 Press “0″ five times
Sprint PCS 888-788-5001 Zero twice, then say “agent”
T-Mobile 800-937-8997 Enter your phone number
Verizon Wireless 800-922-0204 dial # then double zero
Credit Card
American Express 800-528-4800 Hit zero, pound, three times over (ignore prompts that it’s an invalid entry)
Discover 800-347-2683 Yes
MasterCard 800-MC-ASSIST Hit zero three times (once on each menu)
MBNA 800-421-2110 press “0″ twice when menu starts
Visa 800-847-2911 Hit zero three times (ignore prompts saying that it’s an invalid entry)
Aetna 800-537-9384 2, then say “operator” (check this)
Aetna 800-680-3566 Hit * then zero anytime
AOL 888-346-3704 0
Apple 800-275-2273 Zero three times; if virtual rep answers, say “operator”
Compaq 800-652-6672 No easy escape
Dell 888-560-8324 Hit zero twice
Dell Customer Service 800-624-9897 option 1, xt 7266966, option 1, option 4, option 4
Earthlink 888-earthlink “0″ sometimes works!
Epson 800-922-8911 yes
Gateway 800-846-2301 Hit zero, pound
HP 800-474-6836 Say “agent”
HP 888-560-8324 Hit zero twice
IBM 800-IBM-4YOU You go into a hold queue immediately
Symantec 800-441-7234 Subscription Services
Retail 800-201-7575 Direct to human
Best Buy 800-365-0292 sales
Best Buy any local store wait for extension prompt (sometimes must press 4), then ext. 2021
Eckerd 800-eckerd press 0 for pharmacy, 8* for manager
KMart Local Press 0
Lowes Home Centers All local numbers hit 0 for customer service or #450 for commercial sales
Target Local call Press “0″ during greeting.
Wal-Mart 800-546-1897 press 0
Walgreens local pharmacies press 0 to speak to a pharmacy employee
FedEx 888-GO-FEDEX hit 0 during msg.
FedEx 888-GO-FEDEX say “REP” during the message
UPS 800-pick-ups yes
AT&T 800-222-0300 ..
BellSouth 877.678.2355 Press “*” then “0″
SBC 800-585-7928 Again, an (intelligent, this time) IVR wants YOUR phone number first.
Verizon On Line 800 567 6789 Say “I don’t know it” then “technician”
American Airlines 800-433-7300 Press zero twice, then say “agent”
Amtrak 800-872-7245 Zero or say “agent”
Continental 800-523-3273 Three Delta 800-221-1212 Zero then say “operator”
Delta 800-221-1212 say “agent” four times - every time it asks for a response from you 203 899-3120 0
Northwest 800-225-2525 Star, zero, after initial greeting
Southwest 800-435-9792 Calls answered by operator; during busy times you might have to hold
United 800-864-8331 Say nothing (but you have to listen through lots of menus)
US Airways 800-428-4322 Hit four after initial greeting, then hit one to connect.
Comcast 800-266-2278 Customer service, but an IVR wants your number first.
Dish Network 800-333-3474 press “0″ during menu
BG&E Power Company 410-685-0123 For power outage in your area